Itsy-Bitsy Spider Wants to Shag: Brits Warned of Invasion of 'Sex-Crazed' Arachnids, Report Says

Oh, autumn…that wonderfully beautiful time of the year, when you wrap yourself in seven plaids and drink hot cocoa while watching Hollywood’s golden age romcoms with your significant other, or pets. Here is an important tip: make sure there are no arachnids on your plaids before you bundle up, though, otherwise you risk ruining your evening.